If you’re waiting for summer to enjoy a delicious frozen dessert, a.k.a ice cream, I’m sorry to say but you’re doing it wrong!
I’ve gathered 130 mouth-watering ice cream quotes that will make you want to have your portion right now, regardless of the season.
So, let’s indulge!
10 Best Ice Cream Quotes
1. “Tomorrow, we can eat broccoli, but today is for ice cream.” — Malory Hobson
2. “Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.” — Don Kardong
3. “Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly.” — Betsy Canas Garmon
4. “I guess ice cream is one of those things that are beyond imagination.” — L.M. Montgomery
5. “It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.” — Anne Fadiman
6. “A cloud of pink ice cream, where every star is a candy bar, and the moon is a marshmallow dream.” — Elvis Presley
7. “My love for ice cream emerged at an early age – and has never left!” — Ginger Rogers
8. “Ice cream is happiness condensed.” ― Jessie Lane Adams
9. “A good night sleep, or a ten-minute bawl, or a pint of chocolate ice cream, or all three together, is good medicine.” — Ray Bradbury
10. “There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.” — Amal El-Mohtar
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30 Ice Cream Quotes To Make You Want One Now
1. “When I was a kid, I used to think, ‘Man, if I could ever afford all the ice cream I want to eat, that’s as rich as I ever want to be.’” — Jimmy Dean
2. “Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.” — Charles Baxter
3. “Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.” — Brandon Sanderson
4. “I never say no to an ice cream.” — Ingrid Betancourt
5. “A day without ice cream was a day wasted.” — Iain Pears
6. “It’s never too early for ice cream.” — Michael Scott
7. “Ice cream is the perfect buffer because you can do things a bit lightly. Also, people have an emotional response to ice cream, it’s more than food. So I think when you combine caring and eating delicious food, it’s a very powerful combination.” — Jerry Greenfield
8. “Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream. Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!” — Forrest Gump
9. “Having in my life been bitten by the jaws of both victory and defeat, I must rush to add that success is to failure as butter pecan ice cream is to death.” — Rupert Holmes
10. “When I’m no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.” — Snoop Dogg
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11. “It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.” — Lemony Snicket
12. “After I win a match, I celebrate it by having an ice cream.” — Saina Nehwal
13. “The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.” — Wallace Stevens
14. “Ice cream is good for the soul.” ― Adrienne Posey
15. “Gelato. Italian ice cream. The greatest thing that will ever happen to you.” — Jenna Evans Welch
16. “Ice-cream is exquisite – what a pity it isn’t illegal.” — Voltaire
17. “The secret to scooping ice cream is all about the scooper. You have to dip it in water before and after every scoop. Then it just rolls off.” — Crystal Reed
18. “For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other.” ― Claes Oldenburg
19. “Perhaps summer’s ephemeral nature is what inspires us to embrace the beach read. We tell ourselves that these twisted plots and wild characters are literary ice cream sundaes – extravagant treats that aren’t as calorie-laden when we’re wearing flip flops.” — Sarah MacLean
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20. “I don’t cry over spilled milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my day.” — Terri Guillemets
21. “Sometimes all you need is love… Oh, wait! And ice cream, and chocolate to go along with it as nowadays love is anything but sweet.” — Meghan Khare
22. “Snow always makes me think of ice cream. Glaciers look like where it’s dribbled.” ― Jane Wilson
23. “If I went back to the world, I would just like to warm up in winter and eat ice creams in summer.” — Charles-Louis de Montesquieu
24. “Forget diamonds. Ice cream is a girl’s best friend.” — Huckleberry’s
25. “When everyone has let you down… You still have ice cream.” — Keegan Allen
26. “The last laugh, the last cup of coffee, the last sunset, the last time you jump through a sprinkler, or eat an ice-cream cone, or stick your tongue out to catch a snowflake. You just don’t know.” — Lauren Oliver
27. “I’d rather be at home and eat ice cream than go out and get wasted.” — Taylor Swift
28. “Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.” — Joseph Epstein
29. “You miss 100% of the ice cream you don’t scoop.” ― Wayne Gretzky
30. “If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.” ― Sandra Byrd
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30 Ice Cream Quotes To Boost Your Serotonin Levels
1. “I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream.” — “Ice Cream”
2. “I know I have a gigantic sweet tooth. I love candy, I love ice cream, I love anything sweet.” — Mark Schlereth
3. “My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate.” — Thornton Wilder
4. “It was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.” — Lemony Snicket
5. “If I’m going to get an ice cream cone two or three times a week, then it’s a pleasure. No guilt.” — Melissa Leo
6. “No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones.” — Mitch Hedberg
7. “One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.” — Luciano Pavarotti
8. “’Ice Cream’ is such a sweet song, just like ice cream! Whenever I need to relieve some stress, or just want to feel better about something, I listen to it.” — Dahyun
9. “When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the ‘Lion King’ soundtrack. It’s really odd, but it’s true.” — Blake Lively
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10. “Don’t let your ice cream melt while you’re counting someone else’s sprinkles.” — Akilah Hughes
11. “I eat ice cream. It’s better than booze.” — Del Shannon
12. “I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” — Wendy Liebman
13. “You’ve got me chasing after you, like an ice cream truck.” — Beyoncé
14. “Eat ice cream. Read books. Be happy.” — Carew Papritz
15. “It’s funny. When people come to buy ice cream, they are happy. It’s a delight.” — Mike Manfredi
16. “I love dessert. All kinds. But there’s something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the endless supply of ever-increasing flavor options. And I’m always in the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone.” — Rachel Nichols
17. “When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the Lion King soundtrack. It’s really odd, but it’s true.” — Blake Lively
18. “If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.” — Frank Ocean
19. “Ice cream is my comfort food.” — Jessie Ware
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20. “Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream” — Mike Birbiglia
21. “Let’s not take the ice cream in the cup and then make that little mix that makes you sad. Better the cone that makes malaga taste dripping down the arm but it is also the only way we have left to become children again.” — Luciana Littizzetto
22. “It’s fun. When people come in to buy ice cream, they’re happy. It’s a treat.” — Mike Manfredi
23. “I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.” — Brian Regan
24. “New clothes are a great way to deal after a breakup. A good mix CD also helps you get through it and… you know, 72 hours of ice cream.” — Jennifer Love Hewitt
25. “No one wants to be 13 and not able to eat their ice cream after dinner.” — Zach Ertz
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26. “In all truth, to eat an ice cream cone and to smile with the joy of a child, is about a billion times more spiritual of an activity, than to discuss views about spirituality.” — C. JoyBell C.
27. “To maintain a youthful mind, write down two or three things you can do that are totally childlike, such as eating an ice cream cone, coloring a picture, or jumping rope. Find something that brings back the sense of fun you had as a child and choose one of these activities to do today.” — Deepak Chopra
28. “Dear God, if you can find a way to put vitamins in candy and ice cream instead of spinach and cod liver oil, I would be very grateful.” — Bob Phillips
29. “The only thing that matters in the end is to eat an ice cream cone, play a trombone, plant a little tree, good God, you’re free now.” — Ray Manzarek
30. “I don’t think the problem is telling people you’re on a diet. The problem is eating ice cream for breakfast.” — Chelsea Handler
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30 Ice Cream Quotes To Add Sweetness To Your Day
1. “Sometimes life is what it is, and the best you can hope for is ice cream.” — Abbi Waxman
2. “The cold never bothered me anyway.” — Frozen, “Let It Go”
3. “Sometimes all you need is love… Oh, wait! And ice cream, and chocolate to go along with it, as nowadays love is anything but sweet.” — Megha Khare
4. “We all have our vices, you know. One of my vices is ice cream.” — Devendra Banhart
5. “There are only two things worth living for, one is good ice cream, the other is even better ice cream.” — Fabrizio Caramagna
6. “You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It’s like a sauce!” — Chris Pratt
7. “I love to eat – Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day.” — Kim Kardashian
8. “Love ice cream. I let myself have that about once a week. Vanilla.” — Tim Tebow
9. “Living life without a purpose is like having an ice cream cone in your hand [and] letting it melt and drip without eating it. It was yours to enjoy, but you lost it!” — RVM
10. “If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough.” — Morris Lapidus
11. “If I could eat whatever I wanted every day, I would have Domino’s pizza with pasta carbonara inside every slice. And at night, I would have Neapolitan ice cream until I felt absolutely toxic. And then I would drift off telling myself, ‘It’s going to be O.K… It’s going to be O.K. you’re going to train in the morning.’” — Robert Downey, Jr.
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12. “Ben & Jerry’s is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving.” — Jerry Greenfield
13. “First love is like vanilla ice cream. There may come many eclectic flavors, but there shall be only one classic.” ― Akshar
14. “Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.” — Charles M. Schulz
15. “If you eat chocolate ice cream without getting dirty you are not worthy of chocolate ice cream.” — RubinoMauro
16. “I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire.” — Justin Deeley
17. “I have the best memories as a kid eating ice cream. It was a family tradition that I had with my father. It was nice.” ― Michael Strahan
18. “I am forever yearning for ice cream. And cats. Lots and lots of cats.” ― Noor Ashour
19. “Fortunately, I am lucky enough to be able to eat ice cream. I must have my cookies and cream! But I work a lot, so I burn a lot of calories.” — Adrain Peterson
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20. “Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.” — Jim Fiebig
21. “Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life.” — Barbara Johnson
22. “My secret indulgent food is dessert. I have an incredible sweet tooth – chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream or trifle and pavlova. I do love dessert.” — Deborra-Lee Furness
23. “Revenge is sweet, but ice cream is sweeter.” — Holly Black
24. “Forget the fake syrupy stuff. Melt down a bar of chocolate, mix it into some warmed-up whipping cream, and put it on top of ice cream. Add some sprinkles, and you’ve got a delicious treat.” — Blake Lively
25. “Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.” ― Nitya Prakash
26. “Sometimes if you’ve got a story that’s interesting enough, you don’t need to pour sugar on ice cream. The ice cream is great.” ― Paul Schneider
27. “Power gives right to the head, it cannot be resisted. You are like a diabetic in front of ice cream: you would like to say no, but you have a physical need for chocolate!” — Gregory House
28. “Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.” ― Nicholson Baker
29. “How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor’s something like banana ice cream with caramel, fudge chunks, cheddar goldfish and pennies – you’ve got to draw a line there.” — Marc Maron
30. “The taste is acquired. You may need to unlearn the taste of chocolate or ice cream.” — Diane von Furstenberg
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30 Ice Cream Quotes To Cool You Down
1. “Optimists are naive; they would come to believe they could find an ice cream shop even in hell!” — Mehmet Murat Ildan
2. “Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!” ― Dwayne Johnson
3. “Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows.” ― Jim Bishop
4. “Ice cream refreshes the soul and life. Some say, ‘I’m going out to get a fresh air’. Eat ice cream and fresh up your life.” ― Alan Maiccon
5. “How do you say no when a little kid is asking you for ice cream? I know I can’t say no to it myself.” — Jimmie Johnson
6. “Being cold does not necessarily mean being bad: ice creams, for example, are delicious!” — Unknown
7. “The saying “the cherry on top” is only a good metaphor if the person listening or reading actually likes cherries on top of their ice cream.” — Christopher Jones
8. “We’re all ice cream castles in the summertime. Ice cream castles in the summer.” ― Morris Day
9. “I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, ‘You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.’” — Steven Wright
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10. “Like cats and ice cream, showers were among life’s simple, uncomplicated pleasures.” — Mary Jo Putney
11. “I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You’d be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.” — Bjork
12. “You feel better in the short run when you have a tub of ice cream, but in the long run, you don’t.” ― Meredith Vieira
13. “People get caught up in the idea that health is just what you look like and what you eat, but your health is physical, emotional and mental. Who’s to say eating that bowl of ice cream after training isn’t going to help me psychologically and emotionally?” — Cate Campbell
14. “They can crumble as easily as ice cream in this heat.” ― Sammy Nelson
15. “If something had to be full of calories and cholesterol, why couldn’t broccoli be, instead of ice cream?” — Doug Larson
16. “My kids are normal. If they could eat burgers and fries and ice cream every day, they would. And so would I. But that doesn’t sustain us.” — Michelle Obama
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17. “I’m a health nut who likes to work out every day, but I am powerless when it comes to Yorkshire pudding, pizza and ice cream.” — Drew Scott
18. “Leaving the ice cream parlor, with a small cup of mild “I would like”, while the summer passes by.” — Fabrizio Caramagna
19. “I love ice cream with silly swirls, hot fudge hopes, happy cherries, whipped cream dreams – and eat it with friends who are crazy.” — Terri Quotes
20. “You can describe me as an ice cream! I’m cold… But, you know… Ice cream is very sweet.” ― Hanako Ishii
21. “I eat healthy, but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy myself. I eat ice cream and chocolate, as my metabolism is pretty fast because I work out so much.” — Andie MacDowell
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22. “In 2058 genetically modified ice cream will be able to swim and will no longer drown in coffee.” — Maurizio Crozza
23. “There are lots of things I won’t eat but would like to, such as croissants or ice cream – if I started, I’d scoff the whole tub.” — Marie Helvin
24. “A certain mom, when her baby has eaten spinach, usually rewards him with an ice cream. What additional information would you need to be able to predict if the baby: a) she will come to love or hate spinach; b) to love or hate ice cream; c) to love or hate mum?” — Gregory Bateson
25. “As long as I don’t overindulge, it’s OK for me to eat burgers and ice cream occasionally.” — Grigor Dimitrov
26. “Once a month we have ‘dessert for dinner’ night. I’ll make four separate desserts. They’ll come home from school and eat as much cake and custard and ice cream as they can physically get in their guts. Because sometimes I think, let them just be children.” — Nadiya Hussain
27. “Now just the thought of eating ice cream puts weight on me.” — David Nail
28. “They say ice cream is the best friend of the summer. It is hot, we sweat, we are thirsty, we seek refreshment – never was a word more suitable – in environments, clothes, food, drinks that lower the temperature or at least its perception. The story of ice creams and sorbets begins just like this: in the south by exploiting the ice accumulated in the niviers and in the north by transforming the milk of the pastures into very cold creams.” — Licia Granello
29. “I’ve been trying to eat healthier, but sometimes it doesn’t work out when you’re sitting in front of the TV drinking wine, and you realize you really need ice cream to go along with it.” — Aja Naomi King
30. “If I can’t suck your milkshake through a straw, it’s not a milkshake – it’s a glass of ice cream.” ― Bill Maher
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Final Words
I’m sure these ice cream quotes have made you hungry for ice cream. So, what you’re waiting for? Go and get your portion!
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